paula-vore

I don't think I've yet mentioned my love for Paula Deen. I think she is adorable, hilarious, and I really want to come over to her house and have her make me fat.

So, I figured, why don't I combine my two favorite things, food and fashion?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Paula's Best Dishes.

Lemon Basil Chicken Salad

lemon basil chicken salad by artykat featuring Marchesa dresses

Obviously here the dress is the main part of the dish, and the shoes and jewlery are the macaroni noodles. The coat is the lettuce.

"We Need To Talk" Chocolate Pizza

"we need to talk" chocolate pizza by artykat featuring Bottega Veneta

I'm pretty sure nobody would actually wear this outfit, but oh well. Anyway, the blouse is the marshmallows, the skirt is the chocolate bits, and the accessories, which are the real fun here, are the M&Ms.

Pot Roast

pot roast by artykat on Polyvore.com

This one was my favorite to make. I love it. I had Katy Perry in mind the whole time. The brown romper is the meat and gravy, and the accesories and shoes are the pink of the inside of the beef. The jacket, which I'm not wild about, but oh well, was meant to represent the garnish on the side.

Never-Fail Pound Cake

pound cake by artykat featuring Christian Louboutin shoes

I am pretty sure these shoes don't go with the outfit. Hmm. Anyway, the dress is the cake. The shoes and jewlery are the berries. The cardigan is this berry sauce that I'm pretty sure was in the episode but not in the picture, and the umbrella, of course, is the whipped cream. Inevitably, I'm hungry now, so I'm off for some lunch.