It's challenges like these that Tila selected because they really get to the heart of a person and show off their character.
Everybody should know better than to serve hot dogs, pickles, cucumbers, zucchini, popsicles...anything remotely phallus-shaped, within an eleven-mile radius of Tila.
The most difficult challenge yet: The Farting Contest.
Tila and The Butterface do...something. Who cares, they're both half nude.
"Um, I came on this show because I haven't had much work since The Lost Boys and Feld-Dog and I decided I needed to get in on some hot Asian midget poon."
"I'm into subtle people!"
"Spinoff, MTV? Eh? Eh? Think about it, babe."
"Let me be your candy girl. I'm a naughty schoolgirl. We're going to fuck, is what I'm saying."
A great man once said, "Everything comes down to poo. From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe."
I Punched A Douchebag On Tila Tequila's Show And All I Got Was Bo Diddly
"Ooh, not tonight. I'm pretty sure there's a couple of kids in there."
Just so you know he's totally secure in his masculinity.
"Everyone says I put the 'Sir' in Sirbrina!"
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