if you loved me you'd get these for me

Bad things happen when I go to look at American Apparel, you guys.

When I do, I start needing these seersucker bloomers.













And this printed cotton spandex jersey mini.






You want to buy them for me, right? I can tell you love me just that much. I promise to never use your fish tank filter to make taco salad, or accidentally clog your toilet, or turn your thermostat up way too high, ever again...