i just got my wisdom teeth out

KILL ME NOW BYE.

fashion's for skinny girls

Let it be known that Kat is no waif. I know, considering the amount of time I spend blogging on food instead of fashion like I am supposed to be doing, you are shocked. But it is true. I'm probably, like, a size 7 or 8? I don't really care to check. But anyway, I'm totally proud to be non-thin. A lot of women say that, but I'm pretty sure I mean it. That's not to say that I don't have days where I hate my thighs and whatever, because I definitely do.

Anyway.

American Apparel is perplexing me lately.

It seems to me that this girl is missing something. That would be meat. On her bones. And a butt.

It's just weird that AA shoves the sexiness of its clothes down our throats, and then their models are reed-thin. I don't find that sexy, and I don't think many other people do. That's all.

But hey, it's okay to be skinny too. I used to be. And then I discovered cheesecake, and well, my thighs didn't really stand a chance after that, but it was nice while it lasted.

BILLY MAYS NO

In honor of Billy Mays I present to you my video that I made long ago, "Billy Mays' Big Shitty Sliders".

why i love gabby

@quirkyandco: i'm going soon to look at college. Maybe i'll see if there's a place in philly I can observe? Eh? Eh?

THIS IS GOING TO BE COOL I haven't been down to philly since I was 6 and it was hot as a jogger's nutsack as I recall

@artykat dude. do it. then you can like come to my home and my mother will nurture you with lasagna.

That's what my aunt rita did when I was there last...i'm so going to look up schools tomorrow

@artykat i think it's funny how you have not replied to me this whole time so it just looks like you are rambling to yourself. silly girl.

@quirkyandco: ... Oh. Yeah. Well. That was...on purpose.

oh crap

I just laughed unironically at a Family Circus strip.

Okay, but come on. Tell me that's not funny. For starters he has on his paper, "Chapt. 1 I'mn bored." And "something useless" is basically everything the Keane children ever do ever, so at least he knows what a little waste of space he is.

I'm not a bad person.

I just laughed at this. Unironically.

wait, if you're here then that means...OH BOY

So I've been tagged by Gabby in this thingy where you write 7 random things about yourself, so I'm going to do that.

1. I hate the movie Juno. I just hate it so much. I don't find it funny, I find the character of Juno to be ridiculously grating and kind of a bitch, and I hate how everyone likes it.

And the soundtrack sucks.

2. I want a ShamWOW so I can go around spilling stuff on purpose just to use it.

3. I'm related to Twiggy. We're distant cousins, apparently.

4. I might get my nose pierced this summer.

5. I take the cheese off my pizza, because when I was a baby I would get a rash when I ate dairy, so my mom would take the cheese off, and I've carried that habit through my whole life. I'll eat Pizza Hut's cheese pizza though, because it's very melty.

6. Although I hate country, I really like Taylor Swift, even though nobody will probably date her now because they know she'll write songs about it. She seems really nice, and she's 5 foot 11, which I never would have guessed. As someone who's 5 foot 9, it calms me that I'm not the only awkward freak out there.

7. When my apple is sour, I like it.

Hmm, I think I will tag Tavi, Belle, and Shade.

you like?

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And now, without further ado, Kat's Summer List.

1. get really tan

2. go to the beach a lot

3. meet hot guys

4. go to shows

5. hang out with my school friends

7. have sleepovers

8. get a job

9. go outside every day

10. play in the rain

11. get a slip n slide

12. get more converse

13. make dinner more

14. facebook less

15. work out

16. ride my bike a lot

17. learn to drive finally

18. conquer fear of rollercoasters

19. be able to do a split

20. take a class for fun

21. be in a non-school play

22. make my blog famous

23. talk to tavi and gabby more

24. learn that "nations of the world" song from animaniacs

25. straighten my hair less

25. let my hair go back to its natural color

26. pierce something (most likely my nose)

27. hang out with andrew, corinne, and caitlin

28. make vlogs

29. have a party

30. get more into music

32. watch parks and recreation

33. learn to knit

So there you have it. 33 things I will do this summer. Make your summer lists now! That means you, Tavi, Gabby, Karl, and anonymous others!

i've found my favorite thing in the world.

this is a wonderful sketch of Tavi done by the girl behind Nice and Shiny. It's like, when two worlds of amazing collide, Kat cannot handle it and needs to blog about it. Feast yer eyeholes.
It's so adorable I'd rather adopt it than the actual Tavi. Yeah.


Also, today when my dad was unloading the groceries, he noticed we got one can of orange soda with nothing in it.

i go town to town and i prey on sluts

Here's a list of Facebook bumper stickers I hate and the reasons why.








That's because it is. Being a bitch? totally a BAD THING.








"Thas"? "Deusch"? Zac Efron? I don't know these words.







Okay but those shoes are ugly.







I don't know what strikes me as being so gross about the tears in this picture, but for some reason I have to hork down the rising bile in my throat every time I see this one.

Okay, so here's what's happened in the months since I've updated

I was in Seussical!



There's our director Mr. Tryzbiak creeping in the background. He looks pretty pleased with something, over there. All it was was Mr. Bischof's desk, which was pretty messy, so I don't know.

I was a Cadet, a Hunch, a Hunter, and a Fish. It was fun times. I got to glow under blacklight for the "It's Possible" number. I named my fish Yolanda. I don't have any pictures of it, sadly. But it was epic. Lulz were had.
My Zune died and I got an iPod. It's pink, and its name is Fabulous Frank. I like to imagine it talking in the voice of a gay man.

Sadly, that's basically it. I have become addicted to lots of blogs since then. In fact, I'm up to date with everyone's blog... except my own. Writer's block FTW. I still can't really think of anything to post today, either, but Tavi and Karl Lagerfeld told me to, so I had to post.
Um, hopefully this doesn't last much longer.

um say what?!

uhm, people, not to be forward or anything but LADY GAGA OMIGOD.

i mean will you look at this?


and this?


and jesus, look at this!! (sorry, she doesn't let you embed this one.)

i mean, it is one thing that the woman does not wear pants, which is ballsy and oh my god you guys her legs. but it is completely another thing to be poppy and dance-y and radio-able but also to be a total badass and not a stupid popstar. (i'm looking at you, DESTINY HOPE CYRUS.)
i don't typically like this type of music, but you guys. you guys, how can you not? (if you're gonna be a pessimistic poop in the comments then DO NOT ANSWER THIS I DO NOT NEED YOUR NEGATIVITY.)
also, would you like to see my art? i think you do.
i derived this from the miss dior cherie ad, it was for an assignment that turned out to have to do with nature, so i couldn't turn this one in. fuck you, nature. i hate drawing flowers and shit.

what do you think? yes? no? i'm going to try and stop vomiting on the keyboard long enough to tell you what i think of this drawing? hit me up, yo.

are you finished with those errands?

Today was Saturday. Errand Day. Ahh, sweet shopping. Yes indeed.
First, though, I had to watch Drake and Josh's Christmas movie thing. It, as I suspected, was completely hilarious. It's way more funny without that annoying laugh track. They say the word "nipple". It was awesome. Those boys are good comedic actors, and not bad to look at either. :3
I had to go to get an interview from the head priest guy for my confirmation. Being agnostic, I was fully prepared to tell him that I really don't believe in God and I'm opposed to the idea of religion in general. But something about being in The House Of The Lord makes you wanna lie like all get-out. I lied like it was the Annual Liars' Convention In Liartown, USA, and I was going for the blue ribbon in the Lying Competition. I told him I prayed. Every night. I only pray facetiously. I am so going to Hell if it exists. If it doesn't, my fertilizer remains will grow themselves into a really ugly tree. That dogs pee on. Frequently.
I got this one book at the library, and somebody left a note in it. It says:
"Dear Paper Towns Reader,
I think this book amazing. It's one of the best books I've ever read. I think you will fell the same. John Green leaves you crying on one page and laughing on the next, you just can't stop reading! You'll be done with it before you know it!
-Anonomys"

I had several reactions to this:
1. That is extremely cute and I probably will start doing this.
2. How old are you? Learn grammar, for crying out loud.
3. This book better be good with that kind of buildup.
4. Actually I think "I think this book amazing" might actually be accepted grammar. But nobody talks like that. I think it awkward.
It was kind of cool, though. The only other things I've found in library books have been bookmarks with pandas on them (that I kept) and shopping lists (that I read and laughed at. Cantaloupe? Who eats cantaloupe? Ha ha ha ha).
Then I went to Super Wal-Mart because my jeweled Hello Kitty keychain broke and I need super-glue so I can make it into a necklace. Also, I needed nail polish and more lipstick, because I'm now doing my lips darker. I look sexy. And a little like a vampire.
When I parked there was this gangsta-lookin' dude in the car next to me, sitting in the front seat and playing Game Boy Advance. When I came out, he was still there. I thought he was waiting for someone, but I was shopping for like a half hour or forty-five minutes. Plus it was 25 degrees outside. Still, he was kind of wise to not have gone in, because as always, it was a madhouse, and as always, the employees creeped me out.